6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

(via ashleydarling)

(Source: ya-comi-aire, via imatimebomb)

swoz:


flextrovert:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

christ 

swoz:

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

christ 

(Source: inthelifeofa, via melancholic-moon)

the-lady-aurora:

morbid-eleganza:

Haider Ackermann

I want to step on someone’s face in these

the-lady-aurora:

morbid-eleganza:

Haider Ackermann

I want to step on someone’s face in these

(via suicideblonde)

chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke

(Source: deppsydoodle, via forfeitthethrone)

dana-cardinal:

mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

"Officers, there’s been a stabbing -" "Ma’am, there is a wiener dog dressed as a mountie."

dana-cardinal:

mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

"Officers, there’s been a stabbing -" "Ma’am, there is a wiener dog dressed as a mountie."

(via forfeitthethrone)

mishas-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

theofficialdemon-dean:

misha-bawlins:

stopotpstop:

raggedytrenchcoats:

Some things you probably didn’t know about Misha Collins
Misha was arrested for reading a book on top of a bank because he “needed better lighting”.
He stole security badges from the White House and turned them into a mobile.
He has spent the night in an igloo (it was not a pleasant experience).
Misha smells like cinnamon and watermelon.
He renewed his wedding vows at a supermarket. With a bouquet of vegetables. Dressed in drag.
When Misha was younger, he was known for stealing people’s shoes and licking strangers’ ice cream cones
He organised a tea party in the middle of a highway. He made the police who were sent to charge him sit down and had tea instead.
He lost to Jared Padalecki in Words With Friends. He owed him $1970 and paid in four buckets of coins.


He crossed the Tibet border w/o a visa in a vegetable truck

is this man even real

g

mishas-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

theofficialdemon-dean:

misha-bawlins:

stopotpstop:

raggedytrenchcoats:

Some things you probably didn’t know about Misha Collins

  • Misha was arrested for reading a book on top of a bank because he “needed better lighting”.
  • He stole security badges from the White House and turned them into a mobile.
  • He has spent the night in an igloo (it was not a pleasant experience).
  • Misha smells like cinnamon and watermelon.
  • He renewed his wedding vows at a supermarket. With a bouquet of vegetables. Dressed in drag.
  • When Misha was younger, he was known for stealing people’s shoes and licking strangers’ ice cream cones
  • He organised a tea party in the middle of a highway. He made the police who were sent to charge him sit down and had tea instead.
  • He lost to Jared Padalecki in Words With Friends. He owed him $1970 and paid in four buckets of coins.
  • He crossed the Tibet border w/o a visa in a vegetable truck

is this man even real

g

(Source: wonkybum, via abroken-hallelujah)

mizzjade:

troublelovesmetroubleneedsme:

notsolodolo:

"And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it’s time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”
- Tupac Shakur 

Always reblog this.

^

mizzjade:

troublelovesmetroubleneedsme:

notsolodolo:

"And since we all came from a woman

Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman

I wonder why we take from our women

Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?

I think it’s time to kill for our women

Time to heal our women, be real to our women

And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies

That will hate the ladies, that make the babies

And since a man can’t make one

He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

So will the real men get up

I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”

- Tupac Shakur 

Always reblog this.

^

(via dabiee)

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(via estebanwaseaten)