Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via itsthechoosingthatsimportant)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via elizabeth--avenged)

christian-weber666:

Coverup
By Christian Weber

christian-weber666:

Coverup
By Christian Weber

Today is a mess

Today is a mess

(Source: cl0uds-, via lefrog)

And what

And what

My mum came into my bedroom and I was crying in the foetal position. Not many ways you can explain that without looking like a fruit loop…. Ahem. Fuck.

Recovery boobs are fun

Recovery boobs are fun

allmyusernamesarelame said: That's a very pretty face you've got there!

Cheers yo’

6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

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